PP has been found!!!!

Our beloved MP, the inscrutable, huggable, moppet-of-the-hill, Pierre Poilievre- the Perfect PP to most - has been sighted in the riding.  It took the in depth journalistic instincts of the Barrhaven Something-or-other, to find that PP has been turning up at the opening of every envelope with his own photographer in tow.  He then sends the photos to the local rags.

Now I am not a conspiracy theorist but it is strange that PP is wearing the same clothes in every shot and is flashing the same goofy grin.  Is he alive or just embalmed?  I will be watching CPAC to see if he shows up in the Commons.