Off to the slammer with them!

Jason Kenny seems to have a problem.  A bunch of Tamils showed up in an old boat in Victoria asking for the keys to Canada.  This has the entire Con government in a deep quandry. 

If they accept the "refugees" they will be heroes to some and dumbos to the majority.  If they reject them and send them back to Sri Lanka they will lose the crucial Tamil-Canadian vote.  And when you are salivating for a majority government there is no such thing as a bad vote.
 
The Law and Order Party recently decided that their new prisons are good enough for Canadians, so why not put the boat-folks in prison until the refugee system can get around to granting them landed status.

It's a win scenario, Steve.  The Tamils see you soft on refugees and the Con mouth-breathers see you strong on crime.

No need to thank me for the advice.  Just send one of those big Con Party/Gov of Canada cheques to help fix my basement.

Suggestion for Jason

Hey Jason, I know what you are trying to do, what with requiring Mexicans and Czechs to have a visa to get to Canada, but you are going about it the wrong way.

I do not often offer advice to Cons, unless I am suggesting that crawl back into the holes from whence they came, but I will break rank by offering some to Jason Kenny, Minster of All Things Not Yet Canadian.

Rather than imposing visas just prohibit all direct flights from Czech Republic and Mexico (except charters that were booked from Canada by Canadians).

That would mean that the "refugees" would have to route through another country before they get to Canada.  Then you can deny all of them entry because they should have sought refuge in country they flew through or from.

Don't say thanks, Jason.  Just leave town.