If a PM falls in the woods and no one is there...?

Does anyone care to even notice?

Dateline - Ottawa, December 22, 2008

Today marked the commencement of the final days of PM Harpo.  The once mighty, and even feared, Mandarin of Sussex Avenue has not only proven that he is composed of flawed morals and is indeed, and most surprisingly, mortal.

Oh sure he has made some miscalculations - not his fault of course.  He passed a law for fixed election dates and then broke the law.  He enticed MP (negotiations took place during the election period) across the floor and put them into his cabinet, after saying he would never do that.  He leads a party of the In and Out Scandal and Cadmangate.  He declared that he would never lead the country into a deficit - then did.  He declared that Canada was strong - and then mused that we might be as far down as a depression... certainly in a recession.  He lambasted the Liberals for their spending promises (to counter the recession) and the implemented their ideas as his own.  He shuts down Parliament in the middle of a crisis to save his own job.

But now comes the piece de resistance.  The man who wants the Senate reformed and destroyed and the man who slams former PMs who appoint Senators, has gone and appointed a record number of party hacks and skiiers to suck from the taxpayers teat in the Red Chamber, thus costing Canadians over $20 million per year plus future pensions.  Among his bright light nominees is the man who can single handedly bankrupt Canada by be placed so close to the open buffet in Parliamentary dining room... CTVs one and only Mike Puffy Duffy.

Sucks to be you, don't it Steven?