Blogger's vote for sale

Just a quick note to former PM Harper. 

Since you are trying to do it with Quebecers and Ontario's manufacturing workers, I just want you to know that you can buy my vote.  For a mere drop in the bucket compared to what soft separatists will cost you, you can have my solemn promise to say nice things about you and your MPs - including that ferret (oops, sorry) Pierre Poilievre. 

I can take cash, Canadian Tire money or even Canada Savings Bonds (although it might take a lot of each).