Monday, September 8, 2008

She's Out!

Democracy runs wild in Canada.  Harper, Duceppe and Layton have joined hands to sing Kumbaya and tell broadcasters that if Lizzie May, chief poobette of the Greens, is allowed to take part in the "leaders" debate, then they will all pull out.

I guess that settles it.  There are two types of politicians in our country.  There are the Three Sleazes on one side and the democratic Liberals and Greens on the other side.

So the "Conspiracy on the Hill (hereinafter referred to as the Grassy Knoll)", has finally been exposed.  The NDP and the Bloc constantly voted against the Cons in order to force the Libs into supporting the Cons' Minority Parliament.  Then when the time was right the conspirators, including the Cons who probably hatched the idea (cause the other two are not that smart) figured that they could destroy the Libs and share up the electoral spoils.

While we are on conspiracies:  is it just a coincidence that the Cons and the NDP are both flying French-built airplanes?  Are some of the weaker Lib candidates actual Cons-in-disguise who found their way around liberal Liberal nomination guidelines?  Is Harper in reality "Gort" (Klatu-barada-nikto)?  Is Peter McKay going to become First Dude when Condi runs for governor of Alaska?

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